Solitary Views

Yes that’s right, Morons. The world is full of them and they come in all different kinds. For example:

A man is now suing the Edmonton police department because they shot him. Makes sense right?

The man was shot because he was walking around waving a knife at police and other bystanders, did not respond to commands from the officers, and they could not get close enough to tackle him safely. I hope the judge just looks at that and the dip stick gets sent to jail.

Or

When you Google moron, George W. Bush comes up a lot, some people say that he is the main cause of the recession or hard economic times we all seem to be facing these days. Billions of money spent on a war that could have been planed way better.

And finally,

Children, leave the room please,

According to the TV series, 1000 ways to die:

Thought surgery was performed on an alcoholic man in the USA. Out of desperation for a drink he pulled out a epidural bag and hose, it was filled with a brand of scotch, and slowly drained up his rectum. Doing this causes the raw alcohol to skip the liver process and skip filtration; by the time the bag was emptied he was completely hammered. He soon died with a BAC of 0.74, the highest ever recorded by a US hospital.

Tell us about one moron you know about. Its always good for a laugh!

It has been long thyme since I have sat down to do a meme, thank the saints there is a queen of em out there somewhere!

I did not yet have the time to create a logo-image yet, but maybe next week. After all, rebuilding takes thyme....

(I crack me up, lol)

Please see our link in the sidebar to read from the creator of this meme, Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt.

fact: Mr.Lance cooked chicken for 2+ years, it may not have been my recipe, but still...

The Cooking Meme (What Is The Meaning of Thyme and Other Deep Questions)

1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?

Sell it to the highest bidder.... what? We all want to make a buck!


2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown?

Well, if they do have a nervous breakdown, I am a horrible person..... Draw your own conclusions.

3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you?
Some people like butter ok. AND NO! I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters?

I'm not sure I know the answer to this, I even looked it up.

spoon

Use spooning in a Sentence

–noun

No, I’m not really that dumb!

5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them?

"You see, there are these crazy gnome people that live next door to me, 2 of them.

Anyway, the only reason I closed the window is because they have a habit of calling the fire department whenever they spot fire or smoke of any kind. (No kidding 3 times between me and Nabors They are worried that something may end up catching their house on fire. Anyway, having the candles in my home lit may cause a chain reaction,

The candle falls over...

Lights the table cloth on fire...

Melts the fondue onto the floor...

I slip and burn myself on the steaming scallions...

The fire jumps to the other houses on the block...

But I think they are just over-reacting!."

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish?

!!! Rump Nana Chard !!!
Our chefs secret recipe ....................................................................................26.99

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say to get in hot water?

I'm not going to answer this because I want to see what this dungeon looks like!

8. Is your pot black?

Not going there!

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so?

Mustard, why you ask... just think about it, mustard, mustard.....;

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot?

WHAT!!! This question upsets me! There is a lot of pot in my crock! Oh wait, I just did that dyslexic thing again... oops*





*I do not actually own a crock pot, but I really should get one, I do like stew...

Join us next week and we will have a logo-image and a new line of questions!

yes! that is a plot to get you hooked!

I Seem to be on a bit of a Stargate Trip...

This is a special extended into to StarGate Atlantis, it was meant to be played for the final episode but was not ready in time.