Solitary Views

1. What is the craziest thing you've ever done in the name of love?

The craziest thing I have ever done for love is a toss-up. Asking my wife to marry me in front of her family and family friends would have to be one. the other involves puppies, a condom, a garden hose and a trip to the hospital. (the condom has nothing to do with the puppies!)

2. How much mystery should there be in a relationship? Is it a good thing or not?

Mystery is good as long as it is trustworthy!

3. Is there someone in the blogosphere you'd like to get to know more intimately? Have you been too shy to ask? Let me help you. Write a 3 sentence anonymous blove letter to them in this meme. Leave a link if you dare. (I promise not to tell!)

For the sake of my marriage, this answer is intentionally left blank

An escape, somewhere outside on a clear night, with no distractions, a bottle (or 6) of Dr. ZenZen wine, and far away from everyone. A fire and outside-campfire sex may be involved. (beside, not on the fire)

5. If you are in a relationship, describe the one thing that makes it work well for you. If you are not in a relationship, do you want to be? If so, what type of romance are you looking for? What would it look like in your life?

What makes my relationship work is all the drunken orgy's on the weekends. OK that has never actually happened, so I will have to go with good communication.

Oh Mi Bod, Can you feel the music?

Cheers!
This is the Queen's Meme Tuesday!

Every Tuesday when it is not impossible, we deliver to you; Mimi's weekly meme. This week we are writing our message in a bottle. umm... ok, 3 three bottles. Here are her rules:

I lost a follower!

This blog is not been re-born long enough for that... Where did you go?

Was it something I said?

Something I did?

Something I didn’t do?

Something I could have done better?

Ok, this is kind of sad, but I do need closure!

It has been three days now, I sit in an undisclosed-heavy section of woods, about two meters behind the tree line. Waiting... This is one of the missions my government will claim to know nothing about, they would deny my very existence if I was captured. No back up or sense of personal security.

Four days ago, sitting on a dock with his fishing poll, retired special Op's Colonel Lance sat. Suddenly the sound of nothingness was broken with a collide of gravel and dirt being grinded together under the rubber of a tire. A vehicle- black, tinted windows, V8, Chrysler Aspen was approaching the cabin. A sound he was all too familiar hearing in the past, the UN Air force always has had a soft spot for Chryslers. Before the line could be completely reeled in, the vehicle pulled in front of the cabin and the engine began to fade. The vehicle doors slammed closed simultaneously with two men heading for the front door. He knew who it was but not what it was about. With a knock, Lance ducked through the back door, walked to the front and began slowly opening the door.

The men were seasoned officers dressed in gray UN Air force dress attire. A badge on one of them indicated a rank of Colonel, the other was a Major. Their names were not attached to the uniform as a security measure.
“Cornel, A matter of international interest has arisen, and your services are required. You have been recalled.” The well groomed, plump Cornel said boldly
“Here are your orders” the eager Major exclaimed as he handed over a sealed envelope.
“Welcome back Cornel Lance” the Colonel shouted as both men were heading back to the Aspen.

Lance, still without a word closed the door and headed towards the sofa with the envelope. Little is usually said during a conference like that one, once handed orders you have no choice. With a deep breath he cracked the seal and began to read:

CONFIDENTIAL
To Colonel Lance

I will get right to the point.

A Queen has claimed rule in Blogginham and set up a large castle somewhere inside the perimeter. We don’t know how to take this.

The queen seems harmless, and has even created the Global peace movement with peace globe posters everywhere, almost every Country. This is considered a Good thing and an international act of good will.

We have gotten reports from inside bloggingham that prisoners and précis cargo are being locked inside.

Prisoners inside what is called the dungeon are under govern of bloggingham and there-for not of concern for us to free. I am sure they are treated well.

As for the précis cargo, we do not yet fully know what it is; we are told that it is a peace globe poster with all of the US presidential secrets encoded on it. It is said to have been created by Bush and stolen from the White House during Obama’s inauguration. It was then express delivered to Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt by a guy named after a beer, we do not yet have confirmation of the brand of beer but we are still looking.

Primary mission: Get into the grounds of Blogginham and close to the castle, observe castle operations for a couple of day, then move inside using all of your stealth capabilities. Seek out the précis cargo and smuggle it back to our main base of operations in Canada, keep in mind we do not yet know if it is a poster it could be anything with a globe on it. We will try to get back to you.

Secondary mission: Talk to prisoners in the dungeon without getting captured. Find out what they can tell us about bloggingham and what really goes on inside. Eat the food and tell me what you think, All travel documents are enclosed.

Sincerely,
General Don S. Davis

It has been three days now, I sit in an undisclosed-heavy section of woods, about two meters behind the tree line.

Waiting.....

It is dark enough now; the only entrance visible is the one that leads directly into the dungeon, I think. The lights around the entrance are dim, and the irrigation system is spraying a calm mist over the grounds. The Queen left several hours ago and has not yet returned. “Now or never” the Colonel whispered to himself as he gathered his gear and put away the water bottle.
With no further thought, the Colonel marched softly towards the large steel door. An owl could be heard in the distance.

The door was made of forged steal and opened similar to an elevator door. It was secured with a black-electronic numeric key pad. Luckily, there is an app for that. The iPhone should have this code cracked in no time. With a click, the door un-latched:

The Colonel smiled to himself and proceeded inside.
It took a few seconds for the eyes to adjust, but clearly he was not on the right path to the dungeon. Standing in pure amazement, the words just spewed out: “Wait a minute; this is not the way to the dungeon, what is this?”

Bud Weiser from the WTIT Tape Radio Blog, got very good a going to someone's blog and stealing a meme from them. This is true theft at its finest. Every Wednesday, We go to the WTIT, dig through the archives, and grab a "Bud Wiser completed meme".

On Wednesdays, I want to be as lazy as possible, any pictures are from Buds original answers, even

if they have nothing to do with our answers: Questions are also original, all I do is re-answer the questions Mr. Lance style.

This will continue on SV2 until Bud sends his lawyers after me or asks me to stop.

Feel free to play along on your blog.

The Moronic Meme

Yes it is kinda out there. The lady that wrote this one needs to get out and maybe find a Girlfriend. (Yes, I know what I said.)

This meme was cut in a third. Look for the continuance next week.

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Zest, Because I Like the theme song... You’re not fully clean....

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

I think I have watermelon vodka coolers!

What would you change about your living room?

I would install a new one

Are

the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

That’s assuming I have a dish washer and assuming that dishes are in it... Dirty!

What is in your fridge?

That’s where I keep the “parts”

White or wheat bread?

I will ask, but I normally just take what I can get.

What is on top of your refrigerator?

A box of condoms, a Kit-Kat bar, 3 packs of matches, reading glasses, and a newspaper from 1979.

What color or design is on your shower curtain?

One side is Brown, the other side is fish. Eww, Brown water. (it came like that! I Swear!)

How many plants are in your home?

Do herbs count?

Is your bed made right now?

Very Funny!

Is your closet organized?

Based on whose standards?

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

2 litres of Pepsi come in plastic.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

Umm, No but 7/11 does.

If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

And if I don’t?

Curtains or blinds?

Flags

How many people have you slept with?

I almost thought Martha Stewart wrote this until now, But here is the number:

Do you sleep with any lights on at night?

Ashley watches TV to fall asleep; I get up about 4:30 am and turn it off.

How often do you vacuum?

I knew I was forgetting something.

Standard toothbrush or electric?

Dentist, I go for daily whitening’s.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

I have a pond instead.

What is in your oven right now?

Dirty dishes, I had company this afternoon.

To Be Continued...